Ratings of two movies ... Wicker Park - half a Chicago dog, without sport peppers; and Chicago: City of the century - 43rd ward plus Graceland Cemetary's votes

Rating: not sure what the heck was going on, on a larger level

Rating: Two and a half lukewarm steins in the fists of cheery Aryan youth, out of a possible five (steins, and youth)

Rating: one upper lip, quite stiff, as opposed to very stiff, stiff, sagging, or drooping

Rating: Three and a half Ugandan pineapples, out of a possible five